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March 12

Docotor Dave

Whats up with that....www.towler.tk new videos pictures and articles ect
February 28

SEX...Out of the closett

I wanted to get your attention, thers a bundle of new pictures on my webstie now
 
Alex Towler www.towler.tk
February 26

What am I thinking off

Ok so basically I think of a word and then anohter word and another word and they are all connected....can you guess what im thinking off and the third word?
 
pirate...shower gel....?????
February 20

Rubbish

This blog sucks but I am modding an xbox into an old Compaq slt 286 which is an old school laptop, and I have uploaded some new pictures to my website
 
Alex Towler www.towler.tk
February 13

Valentines

I don't COMPLETELY hate Valentines day, I'm not a bitter old man but I do hate this fake holiday, this chance and opportunity people feel they need to treate there loved ones. To give flowers chocolate and teddies, if I could I would do it everyday, I would give kate shiny little tinkets, teddies and smelly flowers everyday, why do people feel they need an excuse to do nice thigns for eachother
February 12

Purple

Purple letters woooooooooooo
February 08

Do Not Read

I'm not trying to be controversial. I never saw these cartoons that caused so much fuss, maybe people are to sensitive. I wouldnt care if a cartoon about me was in the paper I would laugth and get on wiht my life. Well there you are. Well I found the inamges and here they are. If you may be offended then please dont scroll down. Freedom of Speech, but also you have the right to come to my blog and not see offensive images so I will let you decide on wether to scroll and see them or not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why Why Why

Why? Why? Why?
 
Kids are always going to ask why. There new to this world, everyday and everything is a new experience. Kids are inquistive and will poke abnd poke untill they are happy. So why is it parents refuse to ansewr, always saying becuase. Because is not an answer. and if it is, it's not one a child can understand, or comprhend. Is it not up to the parenbts to bring the children up, to educate them about the world and to help them understand. So why is it they get annoyed wehn children ask why? if your going to tell them they can't do something then have an understandable reason, don't do it becasue it makes you feel better, or its easier on you. If you have brought your children up properly they wouldn't be asking why all hte  time. If you'd of answered teh unanswerable questions then they wouldnt ask why. And it dosn't matter how many times you tell a person "because" its never going to mean anything. Becasue is not an answer it just annoys and never answers anyhitng, within 5 minutes your going to hear it again.....why? why? why? So if you get asked why then answer as best you can, and when they probe your answer explain it to them. be happy that your child won't just settle for a simple solution but will push and push untill they understand. These are the ones that will succed .The ones that aren't willing to lie back and take everything at face value. THe ones that will learn and spot the differnce between good and bad, wrong and right, ying and yang. My rant is over but please forgoodness sake sombody must understand me.
 
 
Alex Towler
 
February 06

It never gets easier

How much do you really know about me........
 
It never gets easier you know, having to get up and go, to leave and to not look back. It dosn't get easier knowing that if you look back their no longer there. It dosn't get easier to look around and feel empty inside, hollow, and  incomplete. It never gets easier. Its not the same, when your alone adn the one you want isn't there to hold your hand or to smile at you, to wisper things and to call you silly. To make you feel loved and to make you want to shout to the world. ITs not easy, it's never easy, it's ok thou. No matter how hard things get, and when there is nothing left, noone to turn to and nowhere to go. You know their there. In your heart and mind, and you feel you are with them if only for a fleeting second you remeber that they feel the same, and its ok for a time. Its ok to cry. Its ok to feel sad. Its ok to love like you have never done before. Its ok....it'll be ok. I promise. I'll make it better.
January 30

Whale News

It's true the Whale DIed....so what. Today I was reading an article form somewhere with 20 uses for a dead whale. you guys got any good ideas.
 
1) Sushi
 
Just comment and I'll add themn up
 
Alex Towler www.towler.tk
January 29

Not Online

In MSN Messenger, I'm always online, which means I'm online, connected to the internet and probally downloading. But I'm not online as in I'm busy, I'm not talking to you becasue I'm doing something, but I keep my MSN open in case someone comes on who I really want to talk to. So I'm not actually online
January 28

Kate's 289th Blonde Moment

AHhahahahahahahahahahah yes she walked into my bathroom door, then couldnt open it, tthen embarrased herself by hitting her hand on the door as she navigated the hard terrains of my bathroom. bless.....
January 25

I don'[t hate old people...Honest

Honestly you'd think I was old the way I'm always complaining about old people, but why is it that they all seem to be in dire need aof a paracetamol and an early night. Old people always seem to be complaining about all these illnesses they have, its like a shoppiung list, what do they do wake up in the morining and go oh I think ill have a hip replacement today, and why not lets get a terrible cold aswell. They are alwasy talkign about ther illnesses tehir friends and our relatives have aswell, what r they contagious? DO you get to a certain age and suddenly your body can't defend itself, suddenly the world is against you and your the most contagious thing in the world, but your not dead yet. Do you know what that says to me. Medical research. Thats right if with all htese diseases they have and there still living then why can't I have some of what they have, some super power that could cure the cold and world hunger while were at it. Seeing as these banks don't know what they are doing.

rude people

Heres a full convo with this person on MSN, how rude they can be
 
 

I sit and wait, Does an Angel, contemplate my Fate. says:

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How nice of them to respond, just plain ignored me. Oh well another day another life

January 24

Old People

I dont really want to sit here and talk about old people. I feel sorry for them because they have no hair and have lost htere sense of joy in life, it must b horrible to spot fault in everyhting they see and be absolutely certain that they could do better. At least they don't write book reviews, those blodody people that have the commnents on the back of books talk absolute boll*x you know what I mean, they will say alll this rubbish that is actually knothing to do with the story or the authour and com,plain and say all htese things and hidden meanings in stories, it gets me riled, bloody people. I wish that if they want to cmment they read te book first and say somehting like. "very funny, great read had me in fits of laugther" rather then boll*x like "Yes this book is a great representation of the futile efforts made by german soldiers in the second world war overlaid wiht irony and humour in an essence of protectiveness for thsoe that sufffered" bah..... btw I made htose quotes up.
January 21

Old people and banks

WEhy is it you always see old people in banks moaning about the service and saynig they would be better off with the money under there bed or something. Well bloody do it then. ahhhg. Why do soemthing and then complain its not good enougth. Id like to see you do better, honestly the amount of work it must take to run a bank really. come on, oh and i still dont like the way they drive
January 18

More truth of old people

I don't seem to of posted much on the owrkings of old people's minds lately so here's a little update.
 
Old people in general are very bad drivers, they eigther drive really slow, or really fast, never at a relatively normal pace. Now this leads me to believe there are infact two different types of old people. Those that drive fast and of course those that drive slow.
 
Lets look at  the different mindsets for each of these:
 
The fast driver - I believe that with age this driver has decided that they need to get things done as fast as possible, to speed ahead of time to make the most out of it. Simple.
 
The slow driver - I like to think of these as the ones that are trying to be young, defiant and altogether not old. HTey drive slow in an act of deviance against time. Like saying I may be getting old and gonna pop my clogs anytime soon, but I don't care, Im going to dirve at no more then 2 mph down the m25 and no-ones going to stop me.
 
The End
January 15

I Thought

I thought it was about time I posted something other then telling you that there are about a gazillion more pictures on my website then yesterday, which means you have to stop what your doiong and go to www.towler.tk I was going to tell you about this new website I'm building for my girlfriends band KAMP at www.kamprock.tk and then I thought bugger that. So next I remebered that infact with my new partnership there's going to be loads of funny videos at www.happycracker.tk and I think that would be to much advertising so I finally decided that the best thing to do was not post anythign at all....oh well even the best plans can fail, while your here www.towler.tk ,www.kamprock.tk , www.happycracker.tk
January 12

New Partnership

With a new partnership underway I am glad to announce that Happycracker and www.towler.tk will be able to bring you new videos each week for your enjoyment. So what are you waiting for, there all here www.towler.tk
January 11

New Content


New video's have been uploadfed to my website www.towler.tk, Adam's Dance and others
January 09

Who loves me more

No please dont comment,  I know your love is unbound and you all want me in your bed at nnight, its ok theres enougth of me to go round. Only joking peeps i only wanna lay next to one specail lady at night so i can cuddle em and snuggle up next to them and play with htere hair and have tehm snore at me. BTW its not my mum x
January 08

Utillity CD V1.5

I have just finished creating My Multi-Boot Utillity CD V1.5 this CD will upon being booted give you the option to load lots of built in boot disks and other, also when loaded in Windows contains a whole range of usefull Windows Apps
When booting you have the following options:-
 
UBCD (Ultimate Boot CD - http://www.ultimatebootcd.com/)
Win 98 Boot DIsk
Win ME Boot Disk
Linux Boot Disk
DSL (Damn Small Linux - http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/)
Reboot
Boot First Harddrive
Boot from Floppy Disk
Shutdown
 
when loaded in windows you get the following apps to play around with and use:-
 
Apps:
   
    Adobe Acrobat 7 installer
    Magic Iso 5
    WMP 10
    MoveonBoot
    Unknown device identifier
   
Cleanup:
 
    PC Bug Doctor
    Ashampoo Winoptimizer
    CCleaner v1.6
    CleanUp4.0
    KillBox
    MoveonBoot
    RegClean
 
Drivers:
 
    Nvidia GForce Win2k-Xp
 
Floppies:
 
    Lots of floppy image files such as 98, ME,
 
    Software:
 
        Nero 5
        Power DVD
 
Ghost 7
 
Keyfinder:
 
    007pwd
    Magic Jelly Bean Key Finder 1.5 & 1.4
    XPPS:
 
        Serial Apps:
 
            Product Key Viewer
            Keygen
            WPA
            XP Pro Corp Changer
            XP Validator
 
        SP2:
 
            Service Pack 2
 
    Security:
 
            Adaware
            AVG Free
            BHO Demon
            CW Shredder
            HiJack This
            NewDotNet Remover
            Software Update Incomplete Fix
            Spy Sweeper
            Spybot
            Zone Alarm
 
 
 
This boot disk requires some more apps and organisation but if you are interested in this free disk then please comment or email me sp0ng3b0bsquar3pant5@hotmail.com and I will host it somewhere depending on the interest ect
 
Also comment if you have any ideas for applications and things that may be useful to add to this boot CD
 
Yours The Sponge aka Underwater Spiderman
 
xxxx
   
 
 
January 07

Update

i was recently invited to join an interesting debate and I'd like your opinions. Are jaffac akes, cakes or bisuits I say cakes because bisacuits are never soft unless dunked wehre as jaffa cakes are
 
coment
January 06

Eggtimer

Ha what a coo lthing, an eggtimer, started my new job few days ago and its going really well. Yay 5. And kate loves me more
January 04

VOTE VOTE VOTE

Stupid Smelly Hazlina Thinks that K8 loves her more, I know this is not true but lets vote, just comment on who k8 loves more.
 
Btw its me
 
There are no photo albums.

Alex Towler

Occupation
I love to write, read and mod everything i touch. I lvoce doing poetry and scribbling "he's not the mesiah hes's a very naughtyboy"